In poking around online for poems to post in these last few days of National Poetry Month, I came across this:

We celebrate their days ( Read more... )

Haven't had a chance to actually see this with sound (am posting from work, naughty, naughty), but the transcript alone makes this Made of Win.

Portia de Rossi Apologizes for her marriage.

Hi, I am Portia De Rossi. When I got married all I was thinking about was my own joy at committing to love my partner for the rest of my life. I didn’t think ( Read more... )

Shit? Shit like this? Makes me want to flee for my goddamn life. What the fuck. If I wanted drama, I'd watch motherfucking One Tree Hill. Do I look like I enjoy drama? NO. SO FUCK OFF.

This message brought to you by the letters WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT. Also, by thaursir, for teaching the cryptic. And no, I'm not going to explain it.

SUPERNATURAL FANDOM, WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK.

How COOL is this-- some girl got the Winchester tattoo!! Check it out! /sarcasm

That's right. She got the anti-possession tattoo Sam and Dean Winchester got on their chests, tattooed right above her ass.

Aaaand her buddy posted to Supernatural_TV to share the good news. The general response of ( Read more... )

Dear Plumbing ( Read more... )

....and I roleplay. Some (*looks at flist*) A lot of you already know this, but I role play. YES, I admit to my geekery, and I accept it. From time to time (oooor a lot, dammit) I write for someone else's brain. This sounds odd, geeky, whatever-- but it's awesome. Y'all can laugh, point, defriend me, whatever. But this is my hobby, and I love it. ( Read more... )

SCREW IT. I VOTE TODAY OFF THE DAMN ISLAND.

Things that suck:- rushing to get ready ( Read more... )

Though my weekend wasn't relaxing, and it was hard to get into the swing of things at work yesterday, it appears that today will be the Day From Hell. It's so lovely when no one is around and I can get work done. Then people show up and suddenly, I'm being pestered to do obnoxious things that get in the way of any real work, like discussing why I ( Read more... )

I thought weekends were supposed to be relaxing.

.....How the hell is it Monday already?

If I hear "take ownership" out of her mouth one more time, I'mma take ownership of sticking my foot so far up her ass, she'll be walking around with my foot in her mouth. Ahem.

Reasons Not to Fuck with Me Today:

• See above. Plus some that I can expound on, at length, in person. Not on LJ, kthnx.
  
• A lovely co-worker of mine (who is quite lovely, ( Read more... )